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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Mmmmmmmmmm! I could use a whole bunch of those!





In my front yard, with a plastic Santa sleigh behind'm!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Now THAT is freaky deaky!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

LOL WI - only you could come up with the Santa idea...neat thought though. In fact I think it gives me an idea...

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- A Seeker's life is a quest within a quest - a quest for love within a quest to better one's self.

I'd hit it!

wow very lifelike.

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

As I'm finally ending a 29-yr marriage to a Sagitarian, let me say that you couldn't be more accurate. He looked good, but was basically a mannequin with a pulse.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Flutelady: Aww, poor dear. *hugs* Good luck in future endeavours! I'm sure you'll be fine, I've always found you quite charming.

That Thing: LOL...Interesting. That's as much as I'll give it until somebody mechanizes it.

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- A Seeker's life is a quest within a quest - a quest for love within a quest to better one's self.

Now wait a minute now...i am a sagitarian..lol...and i think that i am more than mannequin..just one handed at the moment..lol

I KNEW IT!! I knew my hubby was just an exception to the rule!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Thanks Shadow_Kitty (((hugs)))... I'm not only going to be fine, I have been more or less fine for sometime already...although it's still sad to be officially ending the marriage.

But I've got a wonderful Pixie Capricorn and I couldn't be happier.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

*lmao@wi*

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I'll take a table top 'ass sticking up in the air' please.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Wow, they are just having too much fun

Okay. I was freaking out at first with the old guy. I was totally thinking that was Sean Connery until I saw him from the front. I was having wild images of him licking MY pussy instead of that mannequin chick.

And I'm still not convinced that I didn't see Dave Chapelle.

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