Can you count and name all the past lovers you have had and let's keep this to actual fucking? Drunken blowjobs and backyard fingering do not count.

Guys, be honest...no bragging..we are already on a sex site
Ladies, be honest also..I know the tendency is for women to understate this number and men to overstate.

ANswer with a yes/no and a number

I offer in the 24 years since I lost my cherry that I have been with 26 women and I am pretty sure of all their names, or at least where we met and what we did.