05-04-2003, 12:17 PM
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Before and After Marriage
I know I am gonna get a few laughs and some sneers for this one. LMAO. But I was sent these in 2 seperate emails and I just had to share them with everyone.  Aren't I just such a nice guy???? ROFLMAO:yellghst: |
05-04-2003, 12:19 PM
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Poor Poor Poor guy, like his life isn't already bad enough to be stuck in a cage, now this. Well, at least maybe it will keep his in-laws out. .......LOL  |
05-04-2003, 12:35 PM
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ROFLMAO @ DallasLiving
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05-04-2003, 01:00 PM
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Very funny Dallasliving, maybe just a tad true of some females? lol
Maybe because he won't perform as he once did!!!
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05-04-2003, 03:15 PM
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Oh geezzzzzzz DL! I barely ever back hubby into a corner like that! LOL! Too funny hun!
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05-04-2003, 04:32 PM
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Poor guy...*LMAO*
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05-04-2003, 04:57 PM
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LOL Those two resemble a lot of couples I know!
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05-04-2003, 06:15 PM
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DallasLiving,
Excellent!
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05-04-2003, 08:14 PM
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Cute!
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05-04-2003, 09:20 PM
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I loved it, sometimes that is true. I'm glad that now I have found someone that it isn't that way!
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05-05-2003, 04:35 AM
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DallasLiving, those are terrific! LMAO.
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05-05-2003, 09:51 AM
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~figment of imagination~
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LOL
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05-06-2003, 09:39 PM
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Maybe he didn't clip his nails? I know I get grumpy when my husband comes to bed and scratches me with his nails... HIS TOE NAILS! 
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05-06-2003, 09:52 PM
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or maybe he breathes loud |
05-07-2003, 08:08 AM
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Or may be she just has something to bitch about.
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