Reading through some of the other threads...I came across a part were ya'll were talkin about the way people talk. Well here is a few I have heard...


"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
" I'll slap you so hard,Your clothes will be out of style."
"This'll jar your preserves."
"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"Gooder than grits"
"She's uglier than homemade soup."
"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"A hectic schedule keeps you "busier than a can covering doo-doo on a marble floor."

Have yall heard any worth mentioning?

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.