06-28-2004, 12:22 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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Feel like 5 gallons of shit in a 1 gallon bucket
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06-28-2004, 01:42 PM
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My own little world
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Slick as owl shit....
I know, it's gross and my ex husband said it..go figure! lmao
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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06-28-2004, 01:55 PM
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Only the Shadow knows
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Location: San Antonio Texas
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Dont piss down my neck and tell me its raining !!!
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What evil lurks in hearts of men .... Only The Shadow knows
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06-28-2004, 01:58 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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As fast as shit through a raped goose
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06-28-2004, 01:59 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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slow as molasses in January
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06-28-2004, 02:00 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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he/she is about as bright as a one watt light bulb
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06-28-2004, 02:10 PM
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Only the Shadow knows
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his/her elevator dont quite go to the top
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What evil lurks in hearts of men .... Only The Shadow knows
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06-28-2004, 02:15 PM
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Registered User
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Feel like hammered shit.
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Eudaimonia
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06-28-2004, 02:30 PM
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Thankful pixie
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A few normal run of the mill ones:
A Mcnugget short of a happy meal.
a sandwich short of a picnic.
The lights on but nobodys in>
The lift doesn't go to the top floor.
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 How good is sex
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06-28-2004, 02:45 PM
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Only the Shadow knows
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Theres a nutter !!!!
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What evil lurks in hearts of men .... Only The Shadow knows
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06-28-2004, 05:20 PM
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My own little world
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I don't think there are any branches in his/her family tree.
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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06-28-2004, 09:20 PM
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pixie of the wood
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he/she fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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06-29-2004, 01:37 AM
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My own little world
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Looks like he/she has been beat with an ugly stick.
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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06-29-2004, 08:10 AM
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Registered User
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Looks like he/she was in a rake fight and lost.
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06-29-2004, 08:25 AM
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Turn it up!
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Location: Music City
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Busy as a one-armed paper hanger
Hoppin' like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
A dumbass bomb went off in here & left no survivors
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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