Interesting Regional Slang
 

During a discussion with a Pixies person who is near and dear to me, I was informed I had some "funny" sayings..we came up with this thread.

Share with us some of the regional "slang", or cute sayings that you hear around your area or that you use.

My first two are:

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!

I wouldn't give you air in a bottle if you were dying!!

Can you tell I was discussing with this Pixie person, someone I wasn't very happy with? LOL

LMAO :D

Yep! And I think I know him because "if brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose". ;)

What "he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed" or " He doesn't have the brains God gave a turnip"

What is in that duck's diet?

One that I still use automatically when in doubt of a statement.:rolleyes:

"He talks more shit than a Russian radio!";)

"If brains were gas, you couldn't power a piss ant's go cart around a BB!"

He is a taco shy of a combination plate.

I think most of these have been used to describe me at one time or another

Dumb as a sack of wet hammers
Goofy as a warped wheel bicycle
Ugly as homade soap
Bright as a wet candle
Silly as socks on a duck
Drunk as a piss ant

"Dumber than a box of rocks - uglier than a back side of a mule"

"Lights are on, but nobody's home"

"That boy is all hat and no cattle"

Dumber than a coal bucket.

--> "a walking arguement for birth control"
--> "he/she is to stupid to know he/she is fugly"

I think my kids may have heard this once or twice when a door was left open. :o

"Were you born on a horses ass that opend and closed by itself?"