ROFL! Oh man, my stomach hurts!

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER

A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.

THIS WAS MY LAST BOSS!!!!

The magazines and newspapers were by my desk and I KNEW when he grabbed a few, he was going in the bathroom. And the bathroom was RIGHT BY MY DESK!!!