Ok, I was wondering how a girl can prevent escaping air from....certain orfices....to stop making embarrassing noises. It's very embarrassing and leads to uncontrollable episodes of nervous giggles and "OMG, I swear I didn't fart!" As funny as all this sounds, it really is a problem. Any ideas?

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