Embarrassing!!!
 

Ok, I was wondering how a girl can prevent escaping air from....certain orfices....to stop making embarrassing noises. It's very embarrassing and leads to uncontrollable episodes of nervous giggles and "OMG, I swear I didn't fart!" As funny as all this sounds, it really is a problem. Any ideas? :(

Do what most men do - blame someone else! :D

I could be wrong but doesn't it usually happen if the man pulls out completely and re-enters? If that's the case, wrap your legs around him or get on top so he can't fall out as easily.

lol personally I always found it cute myself ...... ya know I think they are right when they say I'm weird

How about a tattoo on your tummy? :)

“WHEN PUMPING DO
NOT EXCEED 35 P.S.I.”

:rolleyes:

Omg ^^^^rotflmfao

That's what does it for me too Steph! And I find that that sensation actually hurts too after a while.

Some positions cause queefing more than others so try shifting around.

LOL Refer to PF's post for how it makes me feel!

Doggie style causes queefing more for me than any other. Specially if we've gone at it for a long time and he has pulled out and reentered several times. Even more especially, if my butt is high in the air and my torso and head are down.

I don't find it embarrassing anymore. It's just a small part of the whole picture.

Take notice of the exact positions you are in when this happens and avoid them till you are more comfortable in the knowledge that our body makes noises...and some we can and some we can't control! Discuss this with your partner (out of the moment) and explain what is happening and that if he doesn't like it he'll have to avoid certain positions...then see how fast he tells you all is well!!! LOL!

JEEZ, Lixy......... I thought you were s'posed to be HELPING the poor girl, NOT feeding my pervination!!!!!!! ;)

DM

JEEZ, Lixy......... I thought you were s'posed to be HELPING the poor girl, NOT feeding my pervination!!!!!!! :D

Oooooh, the thoughts running through my head right now.......... ;) :o

DM

hmmmmm...Lixy, i'm trying, i'm trying, i'm trying....just can't quite envision this.
I KNOW! How about a pic?

^^ too funny :D

How about having the vaccum cleaner going? That way when you get a bit of air build up you can just suck it out. lol

Make sure that the vaccum cleaner can go past 35 p.s.i. :D