06-26-2004, 10:33 PM
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Interesting Regional Slang
During a discussion with a Pixies person who is near and dear to me, I was informed I had some "funny" sayings..we came up with this thread.
Share with us some of the regional "slang", or cute sayings that you hear around your area or that you use.
My first two are:
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!
I wouldn't give you air in a bottle if you were dying!!
Can you tell I was discussing with this Pixie person, someone I wasn't very happy with? LOL
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06-26-2004, 11:01 PM
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LMAO 
Yep! And I think I know him because "if brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose". 
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06-26-2004, 11:17 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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What "he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed" or " He doesn't have the brains God gave a turnip"
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06-27-2004, 12:47 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Ya full of more shit than a Werribee duck
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06-27-2004, 12:50 AM
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Banned
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What is in that duck's diet?
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06-27-2004, 12:55 AM
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Werribee is where a sewerage farm is...and it is covered in ducks
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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06-27-2004, 07:58 AM
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One that I still use automatically when in doubt of a statement. 
"He talks more shit than a Russian radio!"
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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06-27-2004, 08:29 AM
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Wishful Thinker
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"If brains were gas, you couldn't power a piss ant's go cart around a BB!"
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06-27-2004, 11:14 AM
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Ethical Epicurean
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He is a taco shy of a combination plate.
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06-27-2004, 12:02 PM
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Damnit Boy!!!
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I think most of these have been used to describe me at one time or another
Dumb as a sack of wet hammers
Goofy as a warped wheel bicycle
Ugly as homade soap
Bright as a wet candle
Silly as socks on a duck
Drunk as a piss ant
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06-27-2004, 12:02 PM
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"Dumber than a box of rocks - uglier than a back side of a mule"
"Lights are on, but nobody's home"
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06-27-2004, 01:07 PM
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Stiff Member
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"That boy is all hat and no cattle"
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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06-27-2004, 01:33 PM
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Dumber than a coal bucket.
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06-27-2004, 01:45 PM
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--> "a walking arguement for birth control"
--> "he/she is to stupid to know he/she is fugly"
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06-27-2004, 05:21 PM
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I think my kids may have heard this once or twice when a door was left open. 
"Were you born on a horses ass that opend and closed by itself?"
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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