Going home, taking a nice hot shower, and shaving every inch of my body that needs shaved

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

<----- (Official Silky Smooth Inspector )

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Offering to help anyway I can...

Master back scrubber and razor artist at your service!!! Then I need to make sure that I leave you nice and smooth by checking this way...

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

WOW! That got some attention.

Yes, I do want helpers and inspectors. More please.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Well, I did spend a couple of years managing a quality control department. I suppose I could lend a hand too.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I've got some lotion I could massage in.

any number of these wonderful Pixies ladies!

oh, that's not an option??

Aside from giving osuche some help with her shaving and then the subsequent inspection.......................


I've got two trips I am planning on taking this spring/summer and I would love to be at either destination right now.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm so freaking bored right now that I'd settle for doing just about anything. Even considering doing the dishes from dinner.

Unfortunately it's a tad bit too slick outside right now for me to want to drive anyplace and I'm at least a half hour away from anything that could even remotely be considered entertainment.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Sleeping. I can't get the kids to settle down.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Cuddling

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Damn, thwarted by 12000 kilometers.

Sleep (early get up again).

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Having a cup of coffee and watching the morning news with my mom out in the Los Angeles area. There's no snow there.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

On that honeymoon snuggling with my husband.

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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."