8264

This one is for puppy... (BHP's)

It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.

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8265

In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.

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8266

Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

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8267

French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member.

(nuff said)

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8268

In Idaho, it is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than 50lbs.

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8269

In Chicago, Illinois, it is legal to protest naked in front of City Hall, as long as you are under 17 years of age and have the proper permits.

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8270

Men over the age of 18, in Indiana may be charged with statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes and is under the age of 17.

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8268

Oui Cheyanne nuff said lol

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8271

In Ottuma, Iowa, a man may not wink at any woman he doesn't know.

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8273

LOL ryker... some of these are funny.. and I am trying to get to 1000 posts..

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8274

In Boston, Massachusetts, two people may not kiss in front of a church.

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8275

Logan County, Colorado law states that it is illegal to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

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8276

In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sundays.

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8277

In Clinton, Arkansas, molesting an automobile is illegal.

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8278

In Minnesota, it is illegal to sleep naked.

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