Rudeness, inconsideration, liars & infidelity!!!

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

I'm going to get blasted for this... but.... I hate morning sex. When I wake up I don't want to taste/smell icky breath, crusty drool marks on the face, etc.... now head down to the shower with me and I'm up for morning sex there, but right when I wake up - no way. Every body needs to brush their teeth and clean any crust off their face, then we can get down to business.

The latest shaving thread got me thinking - I also can't stand the sex game where someone is mommy or daddy. I can't think about having sex with my dad and I'm leaving if you start saying things like Daddy's gonna do this or that to you - just writing this post is making me angry and upsetting. WON'T go there, EVER!

The biggest turn off is someone who is not with you in the "here and now". What I mean by that is talking incessantly about the most inane and random crap. I was with someone once who would not quit yacking. I know there has to be some form of communication in the bed room but do you have to talk from start to finish about the tea in China.

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

My biggest turn off is whn my man is fucking me doggy and he slaps my a$$ it makes me feel cheap