Have you ever heard the story about how to tell what a falconer flies? The man who flies a falcon has puncture wounds all over his hands from nervous talons. The man who flies a goshawk has an arm that's white all the way to the elbow because he never goes without his gauntlet. And the man who flies a hawkeagle is the one with the eye patch. LOL.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

LOL^^^^

I am going to do some serious cleaning/sorting/trashing today. Tired of living with this crazy hoarding family

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I am going to London in three weeks on business. Last time I was there I got snogged unexpectedly. Wonder what will happen this time?

We're going to our kids house in Peoria for lunch and maybe play some cards. Kind of a post-Christmas Christmas get-together.

Hey, if you get really upset with them, you can have an Advent vent.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I like sitting here with the cell phone ringer off, having the phone in front of me and watching it light up. Don't have to answer it if I don't want to. Let it ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got downtown yesterday for this: http://events.nationalgeographic.co...0/09/24/geckos/

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I'm off tomorrow, and I'm going to the Titanic exhibit. Been wanting to go for years.

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OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

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Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

If you're looking for something to do ... the movie, "The Tourist," is well worth seeing. Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie star in this action adventure show.

Besides that ...

IT'S
NEW YEAR'S EVE!

After a 20 minute struggle I finally got the zippered cover back on my mom's memory foam mattress thing. No wonder it wasn't on the mattress when I got it.

Since sales will be slow now my schedule will be an hour lighter each day.

That sucks.

This will be my first full week of work in almost a month. Silly holidays.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

My wife fixed our dishwasher by pressing the correct button for three seconds.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Hey ... IT'S WEDNESDAY!

My tennis elbow is still being a shit, i can move some ways now with limited pain no probs. But if i have to hang onto anything, make a fist, lift stuff it get VERY unhappy. Dunno, gotta go back to the doc Fri to see what other options are available. I REALLY REALLY do not want the cortison injection into the elbow though, gives me palpitations just thinking about how nasty that is gonna be!!! But i go back to work on the 14th and it will be back to a week of full on 10hour days, if it stays as it is, it will NOT cope *sigh*

So damn frustrating!

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