We're only doing it for you, Teddy Bear. Just don't tell anyone else.

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LOL....

You know how to flatter a girl don't ya?

Good point, TB, and yes, I very much enjoy the additional info.

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Western Front
British troops posing in a wrecked German light railway engine at Combles: http://imgur.com/Qf1O6N8* © IWM (Q 5785)
At the Somme, British troops win 1000 yards of trenches near Grandcourt “without opposition.”

Eastern Front
The Sereth river (south-east of Focsani) being frozen, Austro-Hungarian “attacks lightly”, but is driven back. Again, probably nothing more than planned probe-and-withdraw raids.

Asiatic and Egyptian Theaters
Mesopotamia: Near Kut, the Turks evacuate the south bank of the Tigris east of the Hai-Tigris junction; also forward positions west of the Hai.
Second phase of the Battle of Kut begins.

Naval and Overseas Operations
Atlantic: S.S. California, Anchor Line, sunk by submarine without warning.* 43 killed and missing. [ed note: NOT the same ship, the SS Californian, that played such a large non-role in the Titanic disaster. The SS Californian had already been sunk, by U-35 in the Mediterranean, on 9 November, 1915]

Political, etc.
Germany: German Foreign Secretary Zimmermann states Germany “regrets” the U.S. decision to cut off diplomatic ties.
Germany will not allow James W. Gerard, U.S. Ambassador to Germany, to leave until they are satisfied with the German ambassador’s treatment.
France: Report presented to the French Senate charges that munition manufacturers have made millions in excess profits on government contracts.
United Kingdom: (listed for yesterday) The decoded Zimmermann Telegram is passed on to the British Foreign Office. Discussion begins on how to tell the U.S.
New Air Board formed with Lord Cowdray as chairman.
Mr. Neville Chamberlain announces his scheme for National Service.
United States: Members of the New York militia guarding a bridge against German sabotage: http://imgur.com/EJLcn66
Henry Ford states his factories can make 1000 small submarines a day if the U.S. were to enter the war.
(listed for yesterday): U.S. Senate overrides Wilson’s veto and passes the Immigration Act of 1917, which restricts immigration, specifically from much of Asia.
Nearly 1000 Germans, Austro-Hungarians, Bulgarians, and Ottoman citizens living in New York City apply for naturalization.
Switzerland: Switzerland states it will continue to maintain relations with Germany in order to preserve its neutrality.
Mexico: (listed for yesterday) Mexico’s Constitutional Congress officially ratifies its new Constitution: https://es.wikisource.org/wiki/Cons...Mexicanos_(1917)

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A DAY! For some reason I have doubts about that ... 1-5 maybe, but I really doubt 1,000!

Naval and Overseas Operations
Since the resumption of unrestricted submarine warfare last week, Germany has sunk at least 59 ships, with 22 belonging to neutral nations.

Political, etc.
Germany: All US citizens held in protective custody (the Allied Powers insisted on referring to them “as government hostages”) (until February 17).
Russia: 125,000 people involved in Moscow and Petrograd political strikes (20 leaders arrested February 10-11).
United Kingdom: King opens Parliament. Petrol licence issues suspended, private motoring virtually eliminated (331,897 licences in 1916).
United States: Several neutral States refuse Mr. Wilson's invitation to act in conjunction with the U.S.
South America: Governments of Brazil and Argentina threaten to sever relations if Germany attacks their shipping.

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It's a good thing he didn't actually try. The over-inflated claims of millions of aircraft turned out by US industry were already bad enough (partly because such absurd claims were widely accepted).

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A classic example of people getting a little carried away. Perhaps the little submarines were better known as torpedos.

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Now that's a possibility ... and maybe even do-able although that almost sounds a bit ambitious.

Western Front
Georges Guynemer shares shooting down of Freiburg-based Gotha bomber near Bouconville; this 32nd victim goes on display in Paris.
Sailly-Saillisel ridge (Hill 153, Somme) taken by the British with 78 prisoners.
From Grandcourt British make minor advances on both banks of the Ancre.

Asiatic and Egyptian Theaters
Egypt: (also reported for yesterday) British operations against the Senussi come to an and (see 5th, and November 23rd, 1915).

Naval and Overseas Operations
Adriatic: Grand Admiral Baron Anton von Haus, C-in-C Austro-Hungarian Fleet dies of lung disease aboard flagship Viribus Unitis aged 65 http://imgur.com/SA9UPGg ; Emperor Charles attends funeral. Senior Vice-Admiral Njegovan (1st Squadron) succeeds, also made Admiralty Chief (April 30).
North Sea: Destroyer HMS Thrasher sinks UC-39 with depth charges off Flamborough Head.
Channel: Dover Strait minefield completed by Royal Navy minelayers, but has to be swept and relaid (June-July). HM Destroyer Gurkha mined and sunk. UC-46 rammed and sunk by destroyer Liberty southeast of Goodwin Sands.
Britain: War Cabinet decide only to continue with building battlecruiser Hood; 3 sister ships suspended on march 9 as Germans known to have stopped work on capital ships.

Political, etc.
Germany: Neutral sources (falsely) report that Mr. Gerard is being held hostage in Berlin and not allowed to communicate with U.S.A.
France: French Chamber of Deputies authorizes the Finance Minister to lend $300 million to Allied and friendly countries.
To save fuel, Paris theaters will be closed four days a week and streetcars and subways will cease operations by 10 pm.
United Kingdom: Zimmermann telegram made public from the Royal Navy Room 40 decrypt: ‘… you are desired … to broach … an alliance to the President [Carranza of Mexico] … The President might, even now… sound Japan’.
United States: Wilson proposes to Britain that Allies declare against Austro-Hungary’s total break up but Lloyd George declines on February 11.
President Wilson makes assurances that foreign property and other assets will not be taken even if the U.S. goes to war.
Sweden: Sweden also rejects President Wilson’s call to break off relations with Germany, stating they will continue to maintain neutrality.

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Western Front
Somme: Operation Alberich: Germans begin demolitions with programmed removal of material and civilians between Siegfried [Hindenburg] Line and actual front line at the Somme.
East of Sailly-Saillisel Germans counter-attack new British positions, but are repulsed.
Meuse: French repulse German attacks.

Southern Front
Italy: Austrians claim 1,000 PoWs in attack east of Gorizia. but Italians regain trenches taking 100 PoWs on February 9. Italian Intelligence reports new Austrian artillery and troops on Asiago and in Upper Adige.

Asiatic and Egyptian Theaters
Egypt: Report on Senussi operations issued.
Mesopotamia: British 13th and 14th Divisions storm liquorice factory (until February 10). [ed note: I knew there were shortages, and rationing had to be implemented among all the belligerents, but I had no idea things were that bad.]

Political, etc.
Germany: German Government admit having prevented Mr. Gerard communicating with U.S.A., “stating falsely” that Count Bernstorff has not been allowed communication with Germany. Mr. Gerard receives his passports.

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yummm!!! Liquorice.


My spell check says that ^ is spelled wrong but it doesn't say how it is spelled. *sighs* Its hard being such a bad speller that spell check doesn't even know what you're saying.

Western Front
Somme: British capture 1,250-yard wide trench system south of Serre Hill (Ancre), taking 215 PoWs. German local counter-attack fails on February 11.
British, French, and German units on the Western Front all carry out successful trench raids today.
Successful Allied raids at Givenchy, Neuville, Grandcourt, La Bassee, Neuve Chappelle, Auberive (Champagne), and Luneville.
German airmen bomb Dunkirk, Amiens and Nancy.

Southern Front
Italy: At Valona two out of three Austrian hydroplanes captured by Italian airmen.
Salonika: c.600 British trench raid (158 casualties) on ‘Petit Couronne’ west of Lake Doiran, gains 27 PaWs. Smaller raid on German 59th Regiment east of Vardar on February 21.

Asiatic and Egyptian Theaters
Mesopotamia: 60-pounder battery severs Turkish Shumran Bridge at 9,600 yards range and forces it West.
Near Kut Turks deliver four unsuccessful attacks on British right flank during the night.
And that fight over the licorice (to use the US spelling: the sources I most frequently cite commonly use British spelling for words) continues:
At Kut British carry the liquorice factory, and establish a new line on a 6,000 yard front, pressing back the Turks from 800-1,200 yards.

Political, etc.
Austria-Hungary: Austria-Hungary proposes allowing Americans to travel the Mediterranean unhindered, in order to preserve relations between the two countries.
Germany: German government agrees to pay Norway for ships sunk by German U-boats, but will not admit illegality of the actions.
More than 400 steamships and 2,700 tugs are employed by Germany to haul captured Romanian equipment and stores up the Danube.
Germany declares that the "period of grace" for neutral shipping has expired.
Mr. Gerard leaves Berlin.
France: French government restricts the number of newspaper pages in order to save on print paper and other resources.
United Kingdom: John William Waterhouse, English painter known for his Pre-Raphaelite style, passed away: http://imgur.com/hQnFpUz
Chile: Chile sends a reply to Germany refusing to recognize the blockade, and retaining a free hand in case of damage to Chilean ships.
China: China sends energetic protest to Germany, and threatens to break off diplomatic relations.
Netherlands: Dutch government officially protests German resumption of unrestricted submarine warfare and will consider all sinkings to be illegal.
Spain: With the breakoff of diplomatic relations between Germany and U.S., Spain will represent U.S. interests in Berlin. The Spanish ambassador in Berlin formerly represented Spain in Washington D.C. during the start of the Spanish-American War.

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Western Front
First successful night aircraft vs aircraft combat: Germans Peter and Frohwein in DFW C-V destroy 2 French bombers on landing approach to Malzeville (night February 11-12).
Somme: North of the Ancre British take about 600 yards of German trenches near the Beaucourt-Puisieux road.
South of Serre Hill Germans attack British new positions, but “are decimated”.


Eastern Front
Romania: South of Halicz small Bulgarian forces force the Dniester on the ice, but are driven back by a counter-attack.

Southern Front
Italy: East of Gorizia the Italian recover the trenches taken by the Austrians, and make 100 prisoners.

Asiatic and Egyptian Theaters
Mesopotamia: At Kut, British resume attack on river bank of Tigris, hemming the Turks in on the Dahra bend, taking all but the last line of trenches.

Naval and Overseas Operations
Mediterranean: The U.S. merchantman S.S. Lyman M. Law sunk by a submarine off Sardinia.
East Africa: Lettow-Vorbeck attacks British outposts at Johannesbruecke and Nyamasi on Songea-Lake Nyasa supply line to cover his retreat towards Portuguese frontier.
Ethiopia: Judith (Zawditu) crowned Empress in Addis Ababa (Central Powers represents not invited).

Political, etc.
Germany: Government attempts to re-open talks with USA via Swiss Minister. Wilson declines on February 13 unless February 1 (unrestricted U-boat warfare) measure lifted.
Kaiser Wilhelm organizes a conference with military and government leaders to discuss the resumption of unrestricted submarine warfare.
German Government state that the restraint placed on Mr. Gerard was an error of minor officials.
Russia: Russian government announces the arrest of 11 labor leaders on charges of belonging to revolutionary parties & fomenting a labor movement.
France: Prince Sixtus meets Jules Cambon for Austrian peace offer and returns to Switzerland, meeting Emperor’s envoy Cont Erdody at Neuchatel (February 13 and 21).
French Senator Raoul Gomot warns that French wheat harvests for 1917 will fall to 50 million bushels, from a prewar level of 90 million.
United States: Report shows the U.S. conducted $2 billion worth of trade with Allied nations in 1916, and German submarine warfare threatens this trade.
U.S. Senate discusses a bill that will give military training for 6 months without pay to all men who turn 19.
U.S. government refuses to negotiate with Germany unless it immediately ends its “illegal” submarine warfare.
Switzerland: James W. Gerard, U.S. ambassador to Germany, safely crosses the German border into neutral Switzerland.
Swiss Minister sends a message from Germany to U.S.A. suggesting a discussion on ways and means of preventing war.

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Western Front
Somme: Successful British trench raid south of Souchez; raid takes 48 prisoners.
Other successful raids at Neuville, Loos and Ypres.
A French sniper in the trenches near Tracy-le-Val: http://imgur.com/PShNfI2* © IWM (Q 70060)
South of Serre several more successful German trench raids.

Eastern Front
Bukovina: Germans take Russian positions near Jakobeny with over 1,200 PoWs but Russians defeat attack on February 21.

Southern Front
Serbia: In Crna bend German surprise flamethrower attack recaptures Hill 1050 with 92 Italian PoWs and MGs. Italians retake some lost trenches on February 27 with c.70 PoWs but fail to regain summit; 400 casualties in all.
East of Monastir, Hill 1050 attacked by the Germans, who gain a footing at several points in the Italian front lines.

Political, etc.
Austria-Hungary: Emperor Charles meets Kaiser Wilhelm II at Vienna and refuses to break relations with USA.
United Kingdom: Commons votes £ 200 million war credit; war costing £5.7 million per day.
4lb loaf of bread now costs 11d.
United States: U.S. socialist politician Jacob Panken declares he will not go to war-“They can stand me up against a wall and shoot me, but I will not go.”
The comic strip “The Gumps,” by Sidney Smith, is launched: http://imgur.com/nfPG5Gg
Netherlands: The Netherlands Government representative assumes charge of British interests in Germany.

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