Reminds me of what a friend used to say...
"Yup, he's a real fart smeller..."

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

If you had time to do it twice, you had time to do it right the first time...


Live and let live.


It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.


If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.


Don't worry, be happy !

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

I like the truncated idea too!!
"Well, Blow me... "

Here's a quote form General Patton:
"The test of success is not what you do when your on top. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."

And a few more famous phrases...
--Give it some juice!
--Freshly squeezed!
--Slippery when wet!

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.


--kathy

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Two are better then one!

One of my favourite quotes from Stan Laurel."You can lead a horse to water,but a pencil must be lead." I don't know if it qualifies for this post,but I always thought it was funny.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

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Two are better then one!

Just imagine what you'd've said shortly before that famous plop, plop, fizz, fizz. . .


"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"



thanx fer the "CCOZ"

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."