Empress cavegirl the Villainous of Giggleswick under Table

Oddly enough, there's a real place called Giggleswick not far from where I live, lol.

So I'm thinking that a dinner date at any establishment in Giggleswick with cavegirl could be a villainously fun time. Perhaps a bit of under the table appetizing?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

absolutely - you wouldn't need a dessert either

Baron Wildirish the Sublunary of Heffton St Mallet


No fair! cavegirl gets oral under the table and I end up with a bad 80's hairdo?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

LOL - 'cept that's a mullet, not a mallet . Still very desirable in Giggleswick - you'd go far...

Your Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:


His Highness Scotz the Uncanny of Much Madness upon Avon


I always knew, somehow...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Venerable Lord Shadow the Careless of Much Bottom

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What evil lurks in hearts of men .... Only The Shadow knows

Earl Scarecrow the Carnivorous of Frome Valley

well just guess what I like to eat

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Lady Madame Neige the Haunted of Giggleswich Lanken

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Honourable Lady Lizz the Strange of Waldenshire under Throcket

Sir Dicksbro the Prickly of Great Leering

or

The Most Honourable Dicksbro the Feline of Studley Roger

or maybe

Lord Dicksbro the Herbaceous of Piddletrenthide on the Carpet

Her Excellency Lixychick the Harmonious of Similar Ealand

~OR~

Her Noble Excellency Lixy the Hunted of Larkhill under Porton

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Her Grace Lady Reaper Woman the Unlikely of Much Madness upon Avon.

I think that means I'm under Scotzoidman...



Oh dear, I tried again and apparently I'm now Reverend Lady Reaper the Dejected of Fishbourne Sneething

That's what I get for trying to run away from Scotz. I'm dejected and sent to a monastry...

Shoulda quit while you were ahead...or underneath...or giving head(!?)...I would have been ok with that

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I am....

Baroness Bibi the Amicable of Longer Interval