I'm reconsidering my fondness of

I did not just fart.

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Zeph writes shitty dirty stories. Seriously shitty. Do not ever ever ever read his dirty stories, ever. He is totally uncreative and not a perv at all. nope, nope, nope.

P.S. I dont <3 u, zeph

I hate that no one enjoyed my story then.

It didn't take me awhile to post it at all worrying if it would be liked or not.

And I hope no one else reads it and likes it.

And certainly don't enjoy the way LAW feels about me and don't feel the same way about her at all.

i'm not bored.

i hate getting pm's.

I wish Pixies would have just been shut down last Summer.

I wish Porn was banned.

it's not practically banned already


my computer never 'performs illegal operations' or has any 'fatal errors'. it doesn't even know what an illegal operation or fatal error is.

i love my dino-puter soooooooo much that the prospect of a new computer makes me weep. i would chain myself to this computer in a show of solidarity and protest if anyone ever tried to replace it.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I wish those stupid smut games weren't on this board.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I really don't want school to start soon...nope..so enjoy the child at home always comming and going and never having anything to complain about.

IAKG and OSUCHE have got to change their avitars.Imagine sitting around half nude like that. You'll both catch your death of colds.Put something on for godsakes. You both would look great in a 3 piece pin stripped men's suit. with a watch chain in the vest pocket.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

I'm wearing same suit right now....since I am not naked in my hotel room.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I have a closet full of suits just like that ^^^, and I rotate between them daily.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author