I personally love seeing that in the morning and take advantage...by waking him up usually ;-) sometimes he did jus need to use the toilet...but that still doesn't mean he is happy (in more than one way ) to start off the morning w/ a little fun hehe

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Xs and Os,
Kristin

All aboard... Climb on up and ride away... Or get down for some oral negotiations... either way works for me!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

You can be my conductor any day!

*climbs aboard*






































Oh......now come on.....who could blame me? Is AQUA!^^^ who said that...........I couldn't resist!

*giggle*

Yep.................... Jump on it and RIDERIDERIDE>>>>>>>>>YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ........... Don't Spare the Horses Honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............... whooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Being of a literary bent, I have just the quotation for you. So read and learn, children.

"There is an etiquette for dealing with this sort of erection. I refer you to Sheherezade and her stories of the great Caliph Haroun al-Rashid in the Arabian Nights. Two of Haroun’s many slave-girls were arguing over just such an erection until one said ‘On the authority of Hisham ibn Orwah, who had it of his grandfather, the Prophet said “Whoso quickens the dead, the dead belongs to him and is his.”’ Even so, she didn’t get to use the erection; her colleague seized it by force and took it as her own. And today the tradition still remains, if you can get it to stand up, it’s yours to do what you want with. Just keep the other slave-girls and concubines away from it."

And for your other question - will the owner of said erection object if he wakes up and finds himself buried in something warm, wet and succulent? Are you crazy? You know the male brain becomes completely disengaged in such a situation. And when he floats back down to earth, he will reflect on how lucky he is to sleep with such a sexy lady.

I say go for it
I would love any attention

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I like all pixies ladies

my god that would be wonderful

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I have to agree, going down in the morning is so much fun, especially when it's double the pleasure double the fun! I was with some friends and we had a "sleepover" and in the morning the two of us -having been up all night after he went to bed so he could get up early for work- decided to wake him up and send him off to work fully satisfied and ready to face the day. It was so much fun and I fully recommend everyone try it at least once.

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I would love to wake him up that way, but what Lilith said about him waking up freaked...that would be us!

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~Tainted Love~

Yeah thats the funny part about sex, sometimes it's not as smooth as you were hoping it would be...sometimes stuff happens you would never expect..lol..but I think the way Liliths story ended was the best....to be able to laugh about it and then still both get off is the best! I give it an A for kick ass origionality and probably a pretty good ride !!


**My theory..you have to laugh at yourself...you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. :P**

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I honestly can't think of a better way to jump start my day!

Guess how my day started!!!

Color me jealous.

Sitting here giggling at Lilith's post. Fearing that, I would probably just run my fingers along that delicious hardness, gently playing until he started to wake up...then slide down and wrap my lips around him, waking him up completely.

A girl's allowed to daydream, isn't she?

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White Lace
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~ If I were your woman
and you were my man
You'd have no other woman
You'd be weak as lamb ~

~Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.~

Hubby loves it when I wake him up with my mouth on his cock. Better then any alarm clock.





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^^^^LMAO Teddy Bear ^^^

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Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........