[QUOTE]Originally posted by WildIrish
[B]Wooden spoons and Clothespins sound fun, but hammers and jumper cables are definately kicking it up a notch!

I would be interested to know about the jumper cables, can't seem to figure that one out. Seems like it would hurt waaaayyy to much!

Fill me in on the secret!

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

In the heat of passion, we used them instead of rope!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Thanks Lovediva - I was thinking pinching and things like that, but I good ol' fashion tie-up sounds like harmless fun.

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Thanks everyone for giving us some ideas, anybody got any good foods that are good?

Also, someone had said if we had bought lube.. what types of household lubes are great, nothing too messy please.

Here's what I have so far..

Wooden spoons, clothespins, candles, ribbon, rope, hammers, jumper cables, rubber gloves, electric toothbrush, cucumbers, carrots, bananas, chocolate bars, ice cubes.

Wow, you're good. Perhaps a little too good. You're just a little too good to be believed! AHA! That's it!

You're a sub! You need someone to grab you by the hair and fling you to the ground and bang the holy living hell outta you!

<---- ducks and runs from the room screaming "no...don't kill me"!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

haha!

I'm with rubber gloves too.Whole new feeling gliding over the body.Jar of honey is good. Ever try "snowballing" a mouth full of honey?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Handles of "regular" screwdrivers. Much better yet, the handle of a Black & Decker wall charged screwdriver, covered w/a condom. It is heavy enough to feel like you are really being penetrated, it has a nice texture, and has a good diameter. It's my favorite non-toy toy. Also, hairbrush handles. Chocolate syrup, whipping cream in the can, any strong breath mint candy (try oral sex w/one in your mouth or right after you've eaten one). Silk (or any lightweight material) scarves or something similar to use as a blindfold. Nylons to tie someone to the bed or to tie their hands together.

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Communication is the key.

I never said a little switch every now and again isn't a huge turn on

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Phew! Thank heavens. Alive to perv another day!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

The standard snake bite kit suction "bulbs"

fzzy has the best BD.. June 11, as in June 11, 1993 ~ when jurassic park came out.. best movie ever

~.Here are the top 13 masturbation toys that you can find around the house, and some insight on some of them as well.~

Strong Breath Mints (try oral sex with one in your mouth or right after you've eaten one)
Ice Cubes
Silk (Anything)
Plain Wax Candles
Electric (or Battery Operated) Toothbrush
Pantyhose
Canned Whipped Cream
Ribbon (it’s easier to tie than rope and quicker to untie, it‘s also very tough)
Rope
Rubber Gloves
Hairbrushes
Carrots (a good size and won’t stretch her out)
Chocolate Syrup (messy but not as messy as honey, plus it‘s tasty and more slippery than honey)