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Old 11-12-2007, 07:31 AM
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Sorry...

I'm not bitter or anything, but the last girl I was with. She cut me like a knife!!!
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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.
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Old 11-12-2007, 09:23 AM
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Is it true what they say about the first cut being the deepest?
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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

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Old 11-14-2007, 07:13 AM
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Damn that chain-saw vending bitch!!
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:14 PM
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Can't think of any yet.

I..... I keep trying. But,....




I........ I just can't stop!!!
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:04 AM
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Nightmare fuck

Hiillary Clinton, Bill wouldn't even fuck her as we know
cause Monica told us so. But Monica would not be a choice for me either,
After all she boinked Bill.
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:52 AM
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Anybody who is an extreme right-wing conservative (such as Rush Limbaugh or even Pres. Bush or his father or Regan, etc.) or a Nazi, Neo-Nazi, KKK, or Aryan Nation-type member.
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Old 12-20-2007, 08:39 PM
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M = Dick Cheney
F = Laura Bush the Stepford 1st Lady
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:24 AM
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All of the exes!
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:34 AM
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Intolerance? How so? Which one of the 1st ladies or would be 1st ladies would you want to fuck? BlueSwede has the right idea,they are all the same.
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:54 AM
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Please don't make me lick Betty Ford... bet she tastes pickled
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:18 PM
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Even though I think her satan's spawn, I would fuck Hillary just cause...hell I'd prolly even like it.

There is no room for principles or politics when one is naked.
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:04 PM
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ROFL......... damn it Skip I now must continue my quest of finding a single post of yours that doesn't make me laugh.

Just to continue this train of thought...

The one person on this earth that I would not allow the pleasure of filling ANY of my openings would be none other than.. Mr. Bill Clinton... Not even if he was the last man on earth.. hell.. I have been celebate for 3 years... I could continue til the end of time if he was my only choice.. nuff said.
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:34 PM
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How 'bout Jackie Kennedy in her prime, surely she is a first lady that somebody would have gone for.


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Old 07-30-2003, 07:49 PM
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Rosie Odonnell pardon spelling. That woman just disgusts me
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:06 PM
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Martha Stewart. I don't care if she can cook or if she can make a fortune insider trading...she has all the sex appeal of a pregnant yak.
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