I'm not bitter or anything, but the last girl I was with. She cut me like a knife!!!

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

Is it true what they say about the first cut being the deepest?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Damn that chain-saw vending bitch!!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Can't think of any yet.

I..... I keep trying. But,....




I........ I just can't stop!!!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

Hiillary Clinton, Bill wouldn't even fuck her as we know
cause Monica told us so. But Monica would not be a choice for me either,
After all she boinked Bill.

Anybody who is an extreme right-wing conservative (such as Rush Limbaugh or even Pres. Bush or his father or Regan, etc.) or a Nazi, Neo-Nazi, KKK, or Aryan Nation-type member.

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Communication is the key.

M = Dick Cheney
F = Laura Bush the Stepford 1st Lady

All of the exes!

Intolerance? How so? Which one of the 1st ladies or would be 1st ladies would you want to fuck? BlueSwede has the right idea,they are all the same.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Please don't make me lick Betty Ford... bet she tastes pickled

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Even though I think her satan's spawn, I would fuck Hillary just cause...hell I'd prolly even like it.

There is no room for principles or politics when one is naked.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

ROFL......... damn it Skip I now must continue my quest of finding a single post of yours that doesn't make me laugh.

Just to continue this train of thought...

The one person on this earth that I would not allow the pleasure of filling ANY of my openings would be none other than.. Mr. Bill Clinton... Not even if he was the last man on earth.. hell.. I have been celebate for 3 years... I could continue til the end of time if he was my only choice.. nuff said.

How 'bout Jackie Kennedy in her prime, surely she is a first lady that somebody would have gone for.


BORU

Rosie Odonnell pardon spelling. That woman just disgusts me

Martha Stewart. I don't care if she can cook or if she can make a fortune insider trading...she has all the sex appeal of a pregnant yak.