07-25-2004, 06:54 AM
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What did the sub say when he saw the enema bottle and a butt plug?
Perfectly intense
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07-25-2004, 08:25 AM
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What was the judgment by the language instructor of the verbs in the test sentence?
“I’ll try anything once!”
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07-28-2004, 03:03 AM
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When confronted with several beautiful, sexy, horny ladies ... what is the typical, understated British response?
When in Rome ...
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07-31-2004, 01:51 AM
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Loungin' Around
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What did the pope say at the brothel?
If I only had a brain
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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07-31-2004, 03:55 PM
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What did Dr. Frankenstein say to Igor?
Make it a stiff one please.
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07-31-2004, 07:00 PM
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Carpe diem
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What did the creators of Viagra ask of those testing their product.
A midsummer night's dream
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07-31-2004, 07:07 PM
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What are all the Pixie ladies lined up waiting for me?
It was a little bit too wide.
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08-01-2004, 07:50 AM
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What was wrong with the "Hummer" when it reached the one-lane bridge?
Put it where?
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08-03-2004, 11:49 PM
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What did John Kerry say to his wife the first time they had sex? 
Sounds like a baaaaad idea
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-04-2004, 04:19 PM
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What did the ram say to the country bumpkin who wanted to play the part of the ewe?
I'm cummmmiiiiinnnnnggggg!
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08-04-2004, 11:13 PM
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What is my favorite statement in the whole wide world?
I am a nature fan
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-07-2004, 04:52 PM
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Carpe diem
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What is a favorite claim of a nudist?
it's bouncing higher and higher.
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08-07-2004, 06:24 PM
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What did the bankrupt say about one of his checks?
It can’t miss.
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08-08-2004, 05:51 AM
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Why did the nut attach a spray attachment to his cock during sex?
The sun is coming up.
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08-08-2004, 03:56 PM
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What starts a cock crying?
Pretty in pink
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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