05-27-2004, 07:17 PM
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What does every man fantasize every woman saying to him?
“You’re dead meat!”
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05-28-2004, 03:00 AM
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Just me.
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What did the vagina say to the penis when it went flacid?
Making up is half the fun.
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05-28-2004, 05:24 AM
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What did one Queen say to the other in the Ladies room?
It isn’t in here.
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05-29-2004, 03:00 AM
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What did the young man say to his inexperienced lover when she reached into his shirt pocket?
Spread 'em wide.
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06-04-2004, 09:05 PM
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pixie of the wood
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What is rule #3 in "How to Make the Best of Your Arrest"
They are always stuck inside the same hole.
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06-05-2004, 04:56 AM
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Why do warn people Super Glue can be dangerous if one's not careful?
Soft and smooth.
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06-05-2004, 06:44 AM
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What is a freshly shaved pussy?
It goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet.
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06-06-2004, 04:01 AM
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What is cereal? 
probing and pulsing |
06-06-2004, 04:04 AM
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Rollercoasters ROCK!!!!!!
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what is your cock?
trembles when tweaked
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06-06-2004, 04:15 AM
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What are "Kibbles and Bits" or is that "Nipples and Clits"? 
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06-06-2004, 04:20 AM
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Rollercoasters ROCK!!!!!!
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what is creamy on the inside?
looks soft b4.......
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06-06-2004, 04:22 AM
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What preceeds foreplay?
Creampies
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06-06-2004, 04:28 AM
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Rollercoasters ROCK!!!!!!
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what are things that get eaten?
gobstoppers
pm DB?
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06-06-2004, 04:50 AM
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What are corks and condoms?
(Got your PM ... got my reply? )
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06-06-2004, 05:03 AM
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Rollercoasters ROCK!!!!!!
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what is a cream-filled pie?
nut stuffed
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