IAK, I had two shotguns, but the bastard Government took one from me when a

heap of gun types were declared illegal.

Now I've just a cheapie IJ-18 single barrel until I can afford a coach gun.

Was that a hint that your sis and I could talk thunder sticks? Hmm thought not.

Dammit lonely, one moment you have sisters (We sleep with our sisters, too, ya know)

and then you don't. The curse of the Oldfarts strikes again.

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