> Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and
> says, "I want the men to make two lines. One for the
> men that dominated their women on earth and the other
> for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I
> want all the women to go with St. Peter."
>
> Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are
> gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that
> were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in
> the line of men that dominated their women, there was only
> one man.
>
> God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of
> yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all
> whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons
> that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell
> them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this
> line?"
>
> And the man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to
> stand here."

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