I saw this credit card size card in a store and I had to get it...


BANANAS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE

You dont mind swallowing a banana...
Bananas are always stiff...
Bananas dont know how to fart...
A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you.
No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time...
Another woman will never try to steal your banana.
Bananas can last the whole night through.
And
Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.


So anyone agree?

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.