When you get a bunch of drunken gamers together for a game-specific meet? They do shit like this:

(video from the Kingdom of Loathing (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com) meet near Baltimore on President's day weekend)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8txq9QduZY

No, I'm *not* one of the guys doing the full monty.

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