squatting over the toilet and using the electric trimmers to cut my pubic hairs nice & short, and I look down to admire my work and think "wow...they give awards to people like me!"


Darwin Awards!


I could've dropped the trimmer into the toilet and electrocuted myself all because I was trimming my pubes and shaving my balls!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.