06-24-2004, 08:24 PM
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Carpe diem
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Where did Pres. Bush say not to have the Clinton family reunion?
Reach a little higher please.
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06-25-2004, 03:41 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What did the basketball star tell the midget to do if he wanted to play better defensive basketball?
Oh, yeah, in there, please.
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06-25-2004, 11:38 AM
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Bastard of Member
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What did the secretary tell her boss after he locked his office.
Strippers are us!!
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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06-25-2004, 06:33 PM
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Registered User
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what is the best store I've ever been in?
jumpin' jack flash
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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06-26-2004, 04:24 AM
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Just me.
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What did they call the hyperactive exhibitionist male?
Bingo!
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06-26-2004, 08:18 AM
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What do you hear just before you hear three old ladies say "Damn!”?
One last one please.
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Eudaimonia
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06-27-2004, 07:58 PM
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Just me.
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What did the debt-ridden prostitute ask for?
There's no business like show business.
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06-28-2004, 10:41 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the Exhibitionist Credo?
Sumt, Sumuttering, and Porn
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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07-10-2004, 10:31 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Name the The Three Horny Mice
Mu Shu Pork
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07-10-2004, 10:46 PM
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Carpe diem
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How would you order a cow to frighten a pig away?
The check's in the mail.
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07-10-2004, 11:26 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What is the wrong way to pay a hooker?
King Arthur
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07-19-2004, 07:53 PM
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Who did Sir Lancelot cuckold?
A piece of cake.
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Eudaimonia
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07-25-2004, 04:01 AM
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Just me.
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When his inflatable doll sprang a leak, what did the birthday boy turn to?
Strawberry shortcake
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07-25-2004, 06:53 AM
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Who was Truly Scrumptious’s secret lover in “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”?
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
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Eudaimonia
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07-25-2004, 06:54 AM
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what emotion is going through one's head when they get home and realize they've forgotten their anniversary?
today is gonna be the day
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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