11-06-2001, 11:57 AM
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Some really like to start having sex at a very early age!!!! 
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-06-2001, 12:41 PM
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that's bad!!
Diva, thats bad lmao
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11-07-2001, 03:38 PM
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Is it too early for Thanksgiving jokes? Nah!
Thanksgiving's So Dirty!
Here are some quotes heard at Thanksgiving that are perfectly clean, except to you dirty minded folks out there!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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" Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by, I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy. To have a girl like her, is truly a dream come true. Out of all the fellas in the world, she belongs to me. ..
...This couldn't be a dream, for too real it all seems...
But it was just my imagination, runnin away with me, it was just my imagination, runnin away with me. "
Smokey Robinson
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11-07-2001, 03:40 PM
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Another:
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" Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by, I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy. To have a girl like her, is truly a dream come true. Out of all the fellas in the world, she belongs to me. ..
...This couldn't be a dream, for too real it all seems...
But it was just my imagination, runnin away with me, it was just my imagination, runnin away with me. "
Smokey Robinson
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11-07-2001, 04:44 PM
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A trip to the emergency room has never been so comical!!!
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11-07-2001, 08:29 PM
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As the last one shows...Men will do anything for a little head...here is another!! 
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-07-2001, 08:30 PM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-07-2001, 08:32 PM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-07-2001, 08:33 PM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-07-2001, 11:05 PM
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ouch
Diva
Real emergency room stuff
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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11-07-2001, 11:09 PM
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OMG OUCH IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-08-2001, 01:43 AM
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OUCH!
Wondering if that is the result of someone trying... Julius Somner Millers ....egg in the bottle trick?
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11-08-2001, 09:07 PM
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Ouch is right. And Diva, can never get tird of your jokes.
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11-09-2001, 12:20 PM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-09-2001, 12:22 PM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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