who's screwed at their office/workplace? tell us all about it.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Back when I had first started dating Lake, we both worked at the same place... Since he is a serious workaholic, he'd often stop by work on the weekends just to pick up things or whatever. One time, I think we were coming back from out-of-town and he needed to stop for some reason or other. We had sex in the washroom there - although nothing really would have kept us from doing it in his office, since no one else was around!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

No.

It is written on a wall in office heaven in the blood of transgressors,

"Thou shalt not get thy meat where thou gettest thy bread."

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Only in my dreams. I had many fantasies about a few co-workers, but nothing ever even came close to fruition.

Once I had the feeling that I was being accused of sex in the workplace, I was a very young asst training mgr at the local Stop & Rob store chain, working 11-7 graveyard shift...had a very attractive (& buxom) woman to train at one point, a few days after she was sent out to work another store the day mgr said a customer told him that he witnessed a guy & girl coming out of the stockroom with that "JFL" one night during my shift...trying not to look guilty while I thought "I wish", didn't know how to explain to the man that this married lady had confided to me that after popping out 2 kids in a row, she didn't have the slightest interest in sex with anyone

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

OF, is that like don't shit where you eat, only different. (how's that for mealy?)

and since i've hijacked already...anyone ever hear flight of the concords? (an austrailian lampoon band)
it's business time

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

When we were still in Ohio, but Mr. Osuche was a grad student...we had sex in one of the Electrical Engineering labs. We even left some cum on the floor.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

wyndhy,

the conchords are second only to Tripod in the current batch of comedy groups.

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i fucked myself out of a really good job once!! Does that count?? Actually, I worked at a place when I was about 22 and there was a gal there that was almost 30. I thought I was imagining things for a while but I literally would catch her staring at my crotch. First time I had ever had that occur....that I caught it anyhow. She got a little more bold as we began to flirt. One day I walked into her office with my pants unzipped and said...."just wanted to give you an unobstructed view!". all she could see was underwear. But, she grinned and blushed and asked if she had been THAT obvious. The rest of the day I found reasons to go in her office.....each time getting a little bolder. YADDA YADDA YADDA.....by the end she was sucking me off in the back of the warehouse. That gal could suck the chrome off of a bumper!!! We began an affair that lasted about a year.