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Piles.......that's the only thing I can think of! LOL

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i dont like it when ppl ive jsut met want to know about how my hubby does me!! i get that alot on yahoo IM drives me nuts!

~nikki

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I hear ya, well not about my hubby...but if u just met me, have some respect and don't ask sexual things about me and my bf....i've had those ims as well and find it just rude

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Kristin

i cant stand it when ppl i do not know want me to open up about my lesbian lifestyle, whether I *hate* guys, etc etc etc ... geezzz, gimme a break

I've been at my job for 17 years....and most all the long time patients know me well.....for some odd reason they all want to sit in my chair and tell me the damnedest things.....here's some of the things i do NOT wanta know:

1)An in-depth description of the the wart on your husband's penis

2)Your recent study on the mating habits of slugs

3)(I'm drawing your blood) I DO NOT need to know that many details of your bowel habits

4)About the film *wink wink* that you watched last night (as you grab yourself and drool slightly)

5)That you're moving into the nursing home next month and you're hoping that will improve your sex life and do I think the dr would give you some samples of viagra before you go.

LMAO @ Kathy. Great list.

* If you're not my close friend, don't complain about your hubby/wife/kids. It's just disrespectful. You're bringing down those who love you to a stranger.
* Your sexual adventures or lack thereof

That's all I can think of for now!

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Depends on the circumstance...but I'll discuss damn near anything. I'm having trouble thinking of something "too personal" Maybe, the mechanics of anal sex with Nancy, the new girl at work/in the neighborhood, or something like that. I guess it's mostly about timing. There is a time and place for everything!

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I'm not fond of discussing bodily functions.

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2 The common slug or the river slug?

4 Wasn't I in that film?

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In general I don't tend to discuss money issues with someone who isn't REALLY close (emotionally) to me.

I'll listen to pretty much anything someone feels they need to discuss and be happy to comment on it from a "third-party" type perspective. And I'll discuss "private" issues of my own if I think it will help a person. Not shy about it, just don't want to be inappropriate either.

That's no river slug....that's my ex.

And if you were in that film, i'm sure i woulda watched it.

For me it depends on the person and what I am talking about. I have told some of my deepest secrets to someone that is practically a stranger when I wouldn't tell my closest family. Or there are things I would only tell my family that I wouldn't ever tell anyone else.

I am one of them that will stand in a line and talk to anyone. I am a good listener and people have always told me things that are deeply personal. I like to help other even if it means just being someone there.

What I don't like to talk about is bodily functions (of course) or financial problems (I have broken this rule and always wish I hadn't)

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Define "others".

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