Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

ROTFLMAO

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That one reminds me of another "nun" joke that I had heard some time ago -

Three nuns have died and are in heaven at the pearly gates waiting to be let in. St. Peter tells the first nun, that if she has sinned in any way, that she was to use the "holy" water to clense herself before she was allowed to pass the pearly gates.......

The first nun looked up at St. Peter, and turning red faced, dipped her hands into the "holy" water.....

"Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have touched a man's penis."

St. Peter looks at the nun with raised eyebrows and lets her through the gates into heaven.

Suddenly, the other two nuns are fighting! The nun that is third in line is trying to push her way to the front, and the second nun isn't wanting to let her.....

"Now, what seems to be the problem?" St. Peter asks the third nun....."Why can't you wait your turn?"

The third nun replies...... "Well, St. Peter, I would like to gargle with that stuff before she (points to the second nun) sits in it!!!!!"

:lust:

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ROTFLMAO, CHey that is really good also!

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

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LOL Chey. Sorry I was so slow getting back here.