07-28-2003, 03:24 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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**~~TRANSLATIONS~~**
TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH !!
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay
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07-28-2003, 03:26 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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LMAO @ Sugarsprinkles!
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07-28-2003, 03:31 PM
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registered lurker
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lol ... I can't argue with any of that.
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07-28-2003, 04:42 PM
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Just me.
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LOL, Sugar! Those are cute! Thanks.
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07-28-2003, 05:32 PM
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Senior Member
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LMAO. Now I'll be able to better communicate with my wife! 
Thanks SS.
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07-28-2003, 05:34 PM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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ROFLMFAO!!!! Good one Sugar!!!
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07-28-2003, 08:02 PM
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Thanks SS. 
I speak the one language, but really needed the first half of that Rosetta stone. 
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07-29-2003, 05:17 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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LOL! Now I got it!
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07-29-2003, 07:24 AM
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First Officer USS Pixie
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Location: Australia
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LMAO....is that what she meant the other day
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07-29-2003, 01:45 PM
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Bouncy Bunny
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LOL! Oh so true.... |
07-29-2003, 01:55 PM
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Pixaholic in rehab Member
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****takes notes******
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07-29-2003, 02:13 PM
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Suprise Me
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LOL
Yes, some of that could be true.
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07-30-2003, 07:45 AM
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Registered User
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perhaps I am starting to understand women now.................. right its time for sex |
07-30-2003, 06:41 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Nice post SS - ...
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07-30-2003, 09:29 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I've been searching for a translator since I turned 13!
ROFL!
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