Has anyone noticed the balloon porn lately?

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The who-what now?

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OK, I'll bite, what's balloon porn?

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I've noticed a new poster Fergully has post 3 very short stories all involving balloons. Just interesting.

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Expando, the balloon with a certain quality.

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That is interesting. I just read "Red red". It appears to have been translated (poorly) from another language, but the spelling errors give it a hand-typed feel. The imagery reminds me of short Manga. I don't know if it's art, aspiring porn, or an attempt to legitimise a membership before flooding the forum with spam.

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Be ready......latex spam is about to arrive lol.

For some strange reason a ton of bad puns just keep popping into my mind about balloon porn. What did I eat?

Punny things with ketchup!

Pornflakes for breakfast?

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Poached pussy at Pixies?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win......

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

/me slaps Bibi around a bit with a large trout.

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Just so you know for next time!

That was 2/3rd's of a pun....... a 'P U'.