> Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
> between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
> Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
> butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
>
> Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all."
> Murphy replied "Don't worry -- just follow me."
>
> He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness
> and two glasses of Jameson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do
> you know how much trouble we be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy
> replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They
downed
> their drinks.
>
> Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go
on
> your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman
noticed
> them, went berserk and threw them out.
>
> They continued this, pub after pub getting more and more drunk all for
> free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do
any
> more o'this. I'm piss drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
>
> Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage -- in the
third
> pub."

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*giggles* TY Irish!

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OMG i luv it!

~nikki~

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LMAO!!!

Irish thats great! TY.

hmmm...I could use that....hehe Free drinks and I get to give a bj!

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Irish,

Good one!

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Nice. Irish are my favourite European people, even though I'm pure English.

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Ryan---Not only is my real nickname "Irish"but I am also a recovering alcoholic,so that joke really hit home! Irish
P.S.Yesterday was my "non-alcohol" anniversary.11yrs7mo clean & sober!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
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Happy Sobriety Irish!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Funny joke Irish...

And Happy Sobriety... Awesome!!

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Thanks,Believe it or not,even after all of this time,you still want to
drink again.You just have to remind yourself of why you stopped in the first place.To quote an old AA saying-I was sick & tired of
feeling sick & tired! Irish

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((((((((IRISH)))))))))

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

GREAT joke, Irish.

Congratulations on 11 yr, 7 mo and hang in there!

LMAO Irish!

Congrats on still being your own boss hun! *hugs*

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~Thomas Dewar~

I'm sure any friend of Bill's knows Shamus and Murphy.

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