A list of why clowns are hated.....

A clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed it) "Macarena."
They are different than the rest of us.
They rhyme with frowns.
They have big feet.
See: The Seinfeld episode where George meets "Eddie" the clown.
They have a phobia named after them. (coulrophobia, more commonly known as clownophobia)
Jack Handy "Deep Thought": To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
Read the Stephen King book, "It".
You know what they say, "Once a clown, always a clown."
I sang a sad song about them (needs REAL player).
See: The Animaniacs episode where Wakko meets the Jerry Lewis-like clown.
A clown stole my dad's job.
I bet Paul Newman never played a clown character. (You gotta like Paul Newman)
A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. (And my professor wouldn't believe me!)
See: The Bill Murray movie, "Quick Change."
They don't follow vehicle safety rules (20 in a car can't be legal).
A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Ex: "Never fear, Clown-Man is here!" (See, it's an oxymoronic phrase...not that I'm scared of clowns, mind you.)
See: Any episode of the Simpson's featuring Krusty the Clown. (One word: seedy)
Clowns stink.
See: Any episode of In Living Color featuring Homey D. Clown. (One word: militant)
Clowns have to smile all the time. Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them.
I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street.
Another Jack Handy "Deep Thought": You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

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Star Trek
1. Captain Kirk had to hate clowns.
2. Clowns made the tribbles.
3. Clowns shaved Captain Picard's head.
4. The BORG is really a futuristic group of extra evil clowns. (I believe it's the Bozo ORGanization.)
Star Wars
5. Darth Vader's mangled face is really another mask. Under that he is really a clown (that's the real secret.)
6. Boba Fett's first bounty was to capture a clown pirate.
X-Files
7. The "Cigaratte Smoking Man" works part time as a clown. (That's right--a clown killed JFK and MLK!)
8. Sculley was really abducted by a group of rogue clowns, trained as helicopter pilots.
Pulp Fiction
9. A clown was the one who scratched Vincent Vega's car after he got it out of storage.
10. The briefcase: Yes, it was Marsellus Wallace's clown suit inside. (He had to keep that out of the wrong hands. Would you want everyone to know you were a clown?)
Usual Suspects
11. Keyser Soze = the devil = a clown.

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LOL.. and if you really need to take your agression out on a clown.... try this link....

http://www.ihateclowns.com/games.php

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Being evil is what i love about clowns


"We all float down here!!!!!"

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you are gonna make STO break out the clown avs again

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LMAO Too Funny...

Except someone once told me I look like Keyser Soze when my hair is down...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

OHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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/me flicks Mr. Penywisethisone on his big red nose

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He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...

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*hangs my head in mock defeat... yes, I did unleash the beast....*

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Did anyone ever see the movie "KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE" ?

Great flick

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OMG! I did start something!!!

(Waits for that really big spider to appear as someone's av....)

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And there are a pair of professional clowns on the TV show "The Amazing Race" and they're NOT FUNNY!

Chey! Can I kill you now???? *covers eyes and runs under the bed and hides forever* :multi:

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