Here's your chance to prove how you could have made it in Nashville. Create a short "country song" and share it with us ...

For example ...

I MET HER AT THE DOOR

I met her at a rest stop bathroom door;
You could see her camel toe, in the pants that she did wore;
But when she said it'd only cost me but a dollar,
I figured I'd say, "Goodbye for ever more."

I probably will remember her forever;
Although our first encounter proved to be for never;
She was the only offer I had that night in Georgia;
I just probably needed one a wee bit fresher.

Oh, how about ...

Ellie Mae

I sure thought a lot of Ellie Mae,
She was a special lady in the golden hay,
I wanted her to melt right in my arms,
As I poked away into her little charms.

She always had the fellers there a'waitin',
In lines that never seemed to be abatin',
But I knew that I was special in her eyes,
With me she opened them there once or twice.

You are soooooo hilarious!!

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

JACK D

I was lookin' in the cupboard for my bottle of ol' Jack-D,
Back behind the plasty dishes, where I knew it oughter be,
But when I couldn't find it there, I called for my ol' lady,
But she just couldn't answer, she was so darn tipsy.

Honey, ya knows I love ya, that you are my cute Sweet Pea,
I's picked you over Suzie and good ol' Mary Leigh,
But if you ever touch my bottle of good ol' Jackie-D,
There'll be one less lady here, and you knows who that'll be.

A lotsa things I pardon, a good guy I can be,
But my bottle of Jack Daniels, is where the line she be,
Don't ever reach behind the plates, or take a sip you see,
That'll end it all for you then, cuz' I'll keep my ol' Jack-D.

There's a rumor going round in town
I just can't believe my ears
The story is one so sad
It brings my eyes to tears

It seems that ole man Henson
Has lost his love so true
She finally died a quite death
Up on highway twenty two

They were just heading back from the Rodeo Bar
After a time of fun and cheer
When all of a sudden a deer ran out
It made ole Henny drop his beer......

As tried to retrieve the brew
His eyes did dart away
His truck began to swerve and cross the gravel road.....

It came to rest against a fence
Steaming up the night
Old man Henson knew right then
His love had lost her life.

Oh where would he ever again find a love so true
What would he do to get into town
To have himself a few
A truck that dies is a pitiful sight
Just ask any man
It's like a part of you dies too
Not something you want to do

So the moral of this tale of woe
Can easily be told
Don't ever let go of a beer
When out upon the road........

I can't.

My girl still loves me, my dog died and somebody stole my pick-up truck.













:grin:

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I’d write a Kunuck song, but my skates are dull, my hockey stick is warped and my plaid shirt is in the wash.

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………Maybe I can write a good Aussie drinking song. ……………… ………………. Nahh! Nobody would understand it.

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Just like Delilah and Sampson, way back in them thar biblical times
He lost his strength, I done lost my abilities to make them thar rhymes
I went down to my local honkey tonk and I got all shit-faced
I fell off my bar stool, passed out and woke up with my hair all over the place

Oh sad sad me,
My head was shorn clean
my buddies done chopped off my mullet
chopped off my mullet
chopped off my mullet.........

Hehehehe I think you just got started on one^^^^^

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

These are terrific. :grin:

Rats, I really wanted to hear a GOOD Aussie drinking song.



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By gosh! You're right CGT!!! :jump:


I'm headed for Nashville! :drive:

(I know Scotzoid will put me up until I make the first $million$)











:grin:

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My Best Friend Died Last Night

I lost a friend, twas’ late last night,
We was checkin’ out the chicks,
I’d been workin’ on fences all day long,
And twas’ time to find some tricks.

So, we’d went to town, and were checkin’ things,
When everything went to hell,
My friend for many years now,
Took his final bell.

It tore me up, as you might guess,
We been through thin and thick,
Now I’ll miss that ol’ Chevy truck,
From nineteen eighty six.

Life's good and life is grand
everyone is getting along in my band
my dog came back just the other day
my husband is home to stay

The bank made a mistake
the repo on my double wide was fake
My John Deere wouldn't start, you see
Then i realized i was using the wrong key

The local sheriff and i made amends
now we are the best of friends
my truck was running the best it ever had
my luck is great, and i am not sad

Then I woke up and the record player was stuck in reverse

lol great idea

Riding the range, and roping the steers,
With chaps on the legs and kegs full of beer.
Crawly stuff on the blankets, fire growing low,
Morning's almost breakin', mountains are aglow.
Been ridden up from Abilene, headed for Cheyanne,
The path is long and lonely on my way to see Diane.

I was hopin' we would marry, that pretty girl and me,
Settle on the prairie, and start a family.
I'd been savin' for a year now, putting all my cash away,
Skippin' all the card games, looking forward to that day.
And then a week from Cheyanne, along the dusty trail,
A note for me arrived, from a cowpoke bringin' mail.

I opened up the letter, and read it tenderly,
Then tears began to stain the dust as the words sank into me.
"My darling, I hope you're doing well, I assume you're getting near,
But I really need to tell you, that the plans have changed my dear.
You've been gone so long, I couldn't wait, and others were so close,
So I've taken me a new man, and we've started moving north."

The clouds began to darken, and a breeze blew in a chill,
My feelings ranged from saddness, to an awful urge to kill.
I cried because I'd loved her, and wanted us to thrive,
And now she's up and left me, for some other guy.
My story is almost over now, there's nothing more to do,
I'll take my trusty forty-four, for me, my life is through.