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Old 07-08-2013, 08:13 AM
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Dinner plans. With emphasis on the "auto".

(12:14:24) (sender): I got early to start dinner
(12:15:03) (sender): Cheesecake, chicken a lab king, peas, mashed Toyota,.apricot carrots and homemade rolls
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Old 07-08-2013, 10:24 AM
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sounds delish!
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Old 07-09-2013, 08:22 AM
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Would be interesting. Do I need a steak knife or a hacksaw?
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Old 07-13-2013, 10:36 PM
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"mashed Toyota" sounds interesting.... does it come with oil and vinegar?
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Old 07-14-2013, 04:44 AM
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Definitely oil, don't know about the vinegar.
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Old 07-14-2013, 02:27 PM
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Probably greasy too.
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Old 07-14-2013, 04:09 PM
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Yup. Maybe even a bit rubbery.
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Old 07-16-2013, 04:36 AM
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Can you pick it up with a magnet?
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Old 07-16-2013, 08:49 AM
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Maybe. Did he get it from a chop shop?
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:48 AM
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GPS with every serving?
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:00 PM
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So do you serve that with transmission fluid (red) or washer fluid (blue) wine?
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:29 PM
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What's the diff?
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:03 PM
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What's the diff?

Silly ... I know you're just testing us on whether we see the pigmentation difference between red and blue.






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Old 07-16-2013, 11:05 PM
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Blue wine..... don't the Smurfs drink that?
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Old 07-17-2013, 07:44 AM
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Or is it made from smurfs?
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