OMG Fussy! LMFAO!

OK...N.E. USA? Not much in the natural disaster department. We have a few tornados and some blizzards and tale ends of hurricanes...and every once in a while we make a slight mark on the Richter scale...but nothing to write home about (thus far). The four seasons are just what you read about...glorious and shitty all in the same season! The people are nice...a bit dull at times, but really nice! Close by is the heart of Liberty...Philadelphia! All the best bands love to make a stop over when on tour. The culture is there if you like that sort of thing...lol! Someone once told me that our trees look like giant broccoli. He was from the California coast and I guess they don't have "broccoli" type trees out thata way...hmmmmmm. I think he meant it as a good thing. I think. Back to basic kinda people. Well, actually...I don't think they've ever advanced so you could say basic people, not back to basic. They have fun naming their towns round here too. Intercourse, Pa. is one of the more famous ones. And, ya know what? Even if Fussy thinks it tastes shitty...we have Hershey, Pa. in all it's sweetness! But whatever you do...don't move to Allentown (the place Billy Joel sings about)! It's not all it's cracked up to be...trust me! Skiing in the Poconos...swimming down the Jersey shore. Close to N.Y., N.J. (not that that is a selling point...just a fact), Delaware, Virginia, Maryland, Maine...in any given direction. Oh...and we are really close to this really cool "Clothing Optional" nudist camp...Sunny Rest. Matter of fact...we'll be visiting it this coming week. I'll report back on that after the fact. Schools are pretty cool...Penn State, etc. Crime is low round my part. It happens...but few and far between compared to less rural areas.

Flip side? Can't buy a pair of underwear within 15-20 miles of my house!!! Ya gotta drive to the point of boredom to get a decent vibrator! Did I mention we are VERY rural? And damned if the trees don't look like giant broccoli (for those who hate broccoli)!

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