Life's good and life is grand
everyone is getting along in my band
my dog came back just the other day
my husband is home to stay

The bank made a mistake
the repo on my double wide was fake
My John Deere wouldn't start, you see
Then i realized i was using the wrong key

The local sheriff and i made amends
now we are the best of friends
my truck was running the best it ever had
my luck is great, and i am not sad

Then I woke up and the record player was stuck in reverse