HEY lonely your old man have access to email? I am in the navy and we always seem to have email. But if that doesnt work howabout working our a sexy code with the old man via snail mail so you can talk dirty and not be hit up for it--that is what i have to do when i am on the boat--or ask the old man to call you when he gets a chance to go into town as i know they dont monitor those phones--if they did i would be in the brig right now--lol