A young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris,
decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making.

On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended
to do with her.

"First," he replied, "I weel remove ze dress. Zen, I will
carry you to ze bed. And zen," he added triumphantly, "I will kiss ze navel."

"Big deal !!!" she said. "I've had my navel kissed before
hundreds of times."

Ahhhhh, but of course!" shrugged the Frenchman.
,,,,,"But... from ze inside!"

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."