"You know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro." -- Austin Millbarge, Spies Like Us

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White