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Old 10-23-2004, 11:17 PM
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these are a riot!
if it was a snake it woulda bit ya = you've been looking for it and it's been right in front of you the whole time
dumber than a bag of hammers= pretty frikkin stupid
don't bullshit a bullshitter=self explanitory
fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down=again, pretty frikkin stupid
couldn't find his ass with both hands/ couldn't pour water out of a shoe with the directions printed on the sole=oblivious
crazier than a shit-house rat = i dunno really, it just sounds good
runnin around like a chicken with it's head cut of= racing around but getting nothing done
you can't get a leopard to change it's spots=it is what it is and it's futile to try and change it
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