The father of the bride-to-be winked and nudged his future son-in-law the evening before their wedding and said, "Well, son, are you gonna be a man and do it tonight, or are you going to be a mouse and do it tomorrow night?"

The boy blushed and said, "Well, sir, I guess I'm a rat. I did it last night!"

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