Report to muster station here and tell me why you love (or hate) this great town...

I've been a Londoner all my life. I love the London attitude, the expansiveness, the sheer diversity in every sense, the Tube heaving with totty in the rush hours and most other times, the fact you're near to a party any night of the week.

I hate the house prices, the lack of discos in the suburbs, the traffic, the coldness (when sober) to strangers....

But yeah, overall, the pluses have it.

Jaybee.