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Old 08-04-2004, 11:13 PM
mcjim623 mcjim623 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scotzoidman
Which brings up the age-old question:

If a man is alone in the woods, & his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong?


The correct answer is

a) I'm sorry.
b) I'm sorry. (hands her flowers)
c) I'm sorry. (gives her jewelry)
d) I'm sorry. (takes off his clothes, climbs into the restraints, and presents himself for discipline)
e) all of the above (except for D, that one if for Lilith)

One of the trees will mention it in front of its wife tree, and then the phone calls will begin, and yup, you are still wrong.

McJim
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