During a discussion with a Pixies person who is near and dear to me, I was informed I had some "funny" sayings..we came up with this thread.

Share with us some of the regional "slang", or cute sayings that you hear around your area or that you use.

My first two are:

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!

I wouldn't give you air in a bottle if you were dying!!

Can you tell I was discussing with this Pixie person, someone I wasn't very happy with? LOL