What's wrong with this job?

I picture a sweet young interning lass bent over my lap as I slowly slide one into her .... the mandatory 10 times (to gauge accuracy of course) as I sing "99 rectal therms on to test, 99 rectal therms...."

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........